VC’s told me, pa rum pum pum pum

We need more sales to see, pa rum pum pum pum

Our value-add we bring, pa rum pum pum pum

To justify our fees, pa rum pum pum pum

Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Ratchets favor us, pa rum pum pum pum

When we fund….

You’re too early, pa rum pum pum pum

We are a brand new team, pa rum pum pum pum

We have no experience, pa rum pum pum pum

That’s fit to manage funds, pa rum pum pum pum

Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Shall we lead your round, pa rum pum pum pum

From our fund?

GPs nodded, pa rum pum pum pum

The diligence wasted time, pa rum pum pum pum

We made them travel far, pa rum pum pum pum

To come pitch for money, pa rum pum pum pum

Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Then we smiled at them, pa rum pum pum pum

We will not fund…